
Right, that’s good. So, we draw Boris into this and tell the press it’s the Codpiece War!
Here’s the Independent’s headline:
‘We are going to be sensible’ – Taoiseach on Rockall row after Sturgeon meeting
So, the FM and the Taoiseach met and, unlike Boris with the French, didn’t call each other ‘turds?’ I can see it now; the warm eye contact, the smiles, the handshakes, the shared shrugs when they talk about those balloons in the UK government. So, Tom Gordon’s first draft is:
‘Scottish and Irish leaders agree to meet and sort-out access to Rockall fishing waters’
Hmm, for some reason, the editor (24) seems unhappy with it. OK, how about this?

SCOTLAND and Ireland are to step up efforts to resolve their territorial dispute over Rockall, after Taoiseach Leo Varadkar raised the issue face-to-face with Nicola Sturgeon. The pair agreed to an “intensive process” involving ministers to defuse the row by the end of July, escalating an issue currently handled by officials.
Herrod Editor (24):
‘Ah much better Tom. Our readers will click on this bait, like cod around a rocky outcrop!

Right, that’s good. So, we draw Boris into this and tell the press it’s the Codpiece War!