What can Reporting Scotland and Miles Briggs do about satisfied health and social care staff?

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From the ‘Nationalists’ propaganda blog today:

Health and social care staff satisfaction remains high. A new report finds 79%* of health and social care staff feel they are treated with dignity and respect, and 80% that their manager cares about their health and wellbeing. The Health and Social Care Staff Experience Report, published today, provides a comprehensive picture of staff experience across NHS Scotland and Health and Social Care Partnerships (HSCPs). The report shows a large percentage of staff feel a sense achievement in their work (73%)** and that 67% of health and social care staff across Scotland feel that they are supported to do their job.’

https://news.gov.scot/news/health-and-social-care-staff-satisfaction-remains-high

Worry not. After a short meeting of unnamed RS staff with the opposition shadowy health secretaries, in the offices of leading independent research group ‘We’re British and We Don’t Care’, these headlines have been written for RS tonight and tomorrow:

‘SNP fail again as 2 in 5 NHS staff are bullied’*

‘SNP fail again as 2 in 5 NHS staff feel worthless!’**

‘Wife of MS sufferer in pigeon poo hospital says all the staff looked miserable!’

Wife of MS sufferer in pigeon poo hospital says she heard hunners (sic) of managers shouting!’

*Using RS editorial guidelines, 79% has been round to 60%

** Using RS editorial guidelines 73% has been rounded 60%

 And we’re off:

Deeply pessimistic former UK Treasury worker and GERS supporter predicts bad news for SNP in Glasgow Herrod

 

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In the Herrod today, the latest gloomy speculation from GERs supporter, Professor John McLaren. Before we get to today’s thoughts, here’s the Prof’s impartial academic contribution back in 2016:

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If you need a reminder as to how this ‘leading economist’ seems to be a bit behind the times, see these pieces thoroughly debunking GERS:

http://www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2017/08/24/my-evidence-to-the-scottish-parliament-on-gers/

https://www.commonspace.scot/articles/13174/richard-murphy-gers-really-crap

http://www.businessforscotland.com/gers-an-annual-exercise-in-hiding-scotlands-true-wealth/

Loyal rather than leading, the Prof is at it again today:

‘The Brexit-related arguments that the break-up of an economic and customs union will result in a negative impact on future economic growth – due to increased tariff and non-tariff barriers – are also valid in the case of Scottish independence from the UK economic union.’

He goes on to elaborate but Willie Rennie, leading LibDem, cuts to the chase for us with:

‘This report should make clear to the Nationalists that independence would only worsen the economic chaos of Brexit. Straight away, independence would mean almost £10bn per year less for public services. A lower rate of economic growth will further eat away at cash for the NHS and education.’

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/17403124.brexit-shows-there-would-be-negative-impact-if-scotland-left-uk/

There isn’t really anything to engage with in the piece itself because, as he admits quietly at times, it’s all speculation. As for where his speculation’s gloomy parameters form, I’d say it emerges from a set of unconscious predispositions and deep emotions concerning Scottish independence, developed in the family, at school, at university and in the UK Treasury, which he can’t really help. It’s hard to think freely with a Union Flag stamped on yer bahookie.

Footnote: You may not need to be reminded of how much we should distrust anything coming out of the UK Treasury but just in case:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/civil-servants-compromised-their-impartiality-during-the-scottish-independence-referendum-with-10126960.html

https://wingsoverscotland.com/lies-then-and-lies-now/

https://www.opednews.com/populum/page.php?f=Fail-Britannia–They-can-by-Michael-Collins-Alex-Salmond_BBC-News_Independence_Referendum-140914-125.html

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scottish-independence/10855873/Independence-will-cost-Scottish-families-600-each-Treasury-warns.html

 

If it hadn’t been for Churchill, Brian Monteith would die young on an Australian beach and Piers Morgan would have never been born

 

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We’ve had a re-run of that old favourite of blimps:

‘If it hadnae been for Churchill or Bomber Command or your Uncle Archie ye’d be speaking German the day!’

With a little historical and geo-political knowledge and some reflection (I have a little), of course, ultimate German victory seems most unlikely to have taken place.

If Churchill had not been appointed PM, perhaps after an intervention from the King, a national government is formed and having witnessed the Blitzkreig in France, it accepts Hitler’s offer of a non-aggression pact still allowing Britain to keep its empire.

Horrified, Brian Monteith’s great-grandfather emigrates to Australia where he can join the war against Japan. Years later, in 1977, the young, Brian Monteith, superfit, tanned and with a mop of sun-bleached hair, dies while surfing, almost bitten in half by a giant Great White Shark know locally as ‘Winston’. Piers Morgan’s equally courageous great grandfather joins a mainly Scottish rebel army in the Highlands, fighting against the British Government and assassinating Nazi sympathisers, such as the May and Gove ‘soap’ dynasties, across the UK. He is shot dead in a raid by the Royal Welsh Regiment. His loyal wife dies heartbroken and childless thus preventing the birth of Morgan’s mother.

surfer Brian ‘The Man’ Monteith on Bondi Beach in 1977

Back in Europe, Hitler’s armies, only slightly stronger because of Britain’s withdrawal, win at Stalingrad but are still turned the following year by a massive Russian counter-attack which ends in 1947 with the Russian occupation of all of Germany.

Once sure the Russians have the upper hand, the USA invades Spain and pushes to the French border with Germany, on the Rhine. In 1948, Europe is divided into the North Atlantic Economic Area including the UK, Scandinavia but not Finland, France, Spain and Portugal and the Soviet Democratic Confederation including all of Germany, Italy and the countries to the south and east of them.

In the following decades, the economies of France and Spain boom while that of Germany is stifled by central planning and having to continue with the undamaged pre-war factories. German cars built in the old munitions factories of the Krupp family are notoriously slow and heavy, leading English comedians to remark that they are ‘Krapp!’ Still led by a bunch of privileged but feckless ‘public schoolboys’, the UK economy stagnates.

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The Krupp badge symbolising crap cars

Having survived the war relatively intact the UK armed forces are turned on the colonies many of which wish to break away. In 1979, the young Margaret Himmler, the Lincoln wife of a German refugee, leader of the Conservative and Eugenics Party, becomes PM and launches a doomed campaign to retake South Africa.

In the South African campaign, only Scottish regiments, thought to be mainly leftists, are used and 25 000 die in action. This triggers mass protests across Scotland and, in 1977, a declaration of independence by their popular and charismatic leaders Willie ‘Red’ Rennie and Murdo ‘Mad Dog’ Fraser. With most UK troops fighting in the colonies, Scottish irregulars defeat an English army mainly made up army cadets from Eton led by a TA Colonel Davidson, in the Battle of Ecclefechan, before going on to claim Cumbria and Northumbria for the new Republic of Caledonia.

In the post-war years with support massively increased after the discovery of a cure for cancer by Dr John Robertson and the development of a huge Pharma Campus in Skinflats, Falkirk FC go on to dominate Scottish football, winning 25 league titles in a row and 10 European cups. Falkirk-based players lead the Scotland team to three world Cup wins.

And we all lived happy ever after!

 

 

 

 

 

As Scottish tourism booms, hotels appear in ‘more places than ever before’

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In Insider today:

‘Hotels are appearing in a wider range of places than ever before and the Scottish tourist season is lengthening.  Bottom of Form

Hotels are appearing in a wider range of places than ever before and the Scottish tourist season is lengthening. In the Borders, Edinburgh developer New Land Assets lodged a detailed planning application for a retail development which will include a 71-bedroom Premier Inn. Edinburgh Marina Hyatt Hotels will operate a new 187-room spa and conference hotel which will include 98 serviced apartments. And one of the largest regeneration projects going on in the UK, the St James Centre in Edinburgh, due to open in 2020 with 850,000 sq ft of retail space, will include a five-star W Hotel and a Roomzzz Aparthotel. Demand for rooms near the Hydro has soared as its reputation for major events has risen in the five years since it opened. This has added to the demand from conferences at the Scottish Event Campus, formerly known as the Scottish Exhibition and Conference Centre. The campus generates £400m annually for the Glasgow economy.’

https://www.insider.co.uk/special-reports/heres-scotlands-hotels-sector-booming-13922163

Earlier evidence of this reported here:

13% increase in number of people working in Scotland’s tourism sector since introduction of National Tourism Strategy

Humungous 45% increase in Scotch Whisky tourism!

Glasgow and Edinburgh push London into third place in tourism hotspots survey

Scottish tourism growth outpaces that in UK

Miles Better? Glasgow hotel revenue growing eight times faster than UK average

8% of the population but 13% of the hotel investment

More evidence of robust Scottish economy as hotel sector outperforms UK average

Scottish hotels outperform those in rest of UK: STV report good news for Scotland’s economy but fail to understand it

 

Tory MSP’s question reveals that Scottish productivity increased by 3 times that of UK under SNP

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One Tory being questioned by the polis and one asking parliamentary questions to help TuS out

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We’re all familiar with opposition member’s questions being used to feed Reporting Scotland with scare stories of limited significance. Talking-up Scotland has now realised that the questions for which the answers didn’t suit the Unionist agenda, are thus useful to us.

So today, we can report that Scottish productivity is growing 3 times faster than that in the UK and has increased by 5.7%, in the ten years of SNP government, as opposed to a mere 1.9% in the UK.

This growth has been the result of*  a number of Scottish Government initiatives and is despite ten years of Tory austerity policies.

The Scottish government has been commended by leading economists.**

http://www.parliament.scot/parliamentarybusiness/28877.aspx?SearchType=Advance&DateChoice=3&SortBy=DateAnswered&Answers=OnlyQuestionWithAnswers&SearchFor=AllQuestions&ResultsPerPage=1000

*’the result of’ is a BBC Scotland recommended term for any connection at all between two factors such as, for example, pigeon poo and hospital deaths.

** BBC Scotland guidelines say sources need not be mentioned where time is required for stories about sick people and their relatives.

52% of Scottish manufacturing exports now to EU. Tories struggle to make sense of anything

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https://spice-spotlight.scot/2018/09/10/what-do-the-latest-hmrc-regional-trade-statistics-tell-us-about-scotlands-exports-q2-2018/

In only one year, Scottish manufacturing exports, including food and drink, to the EU countries, have risen to more than 50% of the total, further strengthening the case for continuing membership, to trade freely. International exports, excluding oil and gas, have risen by £1.9 billion to £32.4 billion with rUK and the USA the biggest customers.

The Scottish Tories have strangely argued that because 60% or £30 billion, of Scotland’s total exports go to the rUK, we need to remain in the UK. This is a remarkable notion that we have to stay in the UK to sell to other parts of it. Canada’s major customer is the USA but manages to maintain its independence despite that.

According to the BBC’s Douglas Fraser, in 2014, rUK’s ‘exports’ to Scotland amounted to more than £60 billion.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-28916642

The Scottish Tories have yet to explain why rUk would not continue to accept Scottish exports tariff-free when they expect to sell twice as much back, tariff-free? Ask the manufacturers if they want a wall.

More from Insider today:

However, the key risk to Scotland’s economy continues to be the uncertainty associated with Brexit, and in particular the risk of a no-deal Brexit.

Scotland exported £48.9 billion in goods and services to the rest of the UK – a rise of £2.2 billion, with 60% of all Scottish exports going to England, Wales and Northern Ireland, the figures for 2017 reveal. Scotland’s exports to the EU are worth £14.9 billion.

However, the highest rate of growth in 2017 was in exports to EU countries, up 13.3% to £14.9 billion – 46% of international exports in 2017 were to the EU. Exports to the rest of the UK also increased, up £2.2 billion (4.6%) to £48.9 billion.

Meanwhile, the updated GDP statistics, also published this morning, show that Scotland’s GDP grew by 0.2% in the third quarter of 2018, and has increased in every quarter since the start of 2017.

Other key findings in the ESS publication show:

  • Total international and rest of the UK exports in 2017 (excluding oil and gas) are estimated at £81.4 billion, up £4.1 billion (5.2%) from the previous year.
  • The manufacture of food and beverages continues to be the largest industry for Scotland’s international exports.
  • International exports from the manufacturing sector increased by 10.3%, driven by strong growth in exports of refined petroleum and chemical products (up £915 million, 35.6%) and exports of computer, electronic and optical products (up £550 million, 41.1%).
  • Scottish exports to non-EU countries saw growth of 0.8% in 2017, increasing to £17.6billion.

https://www.insider.co.uk/news/row-scottish-exports-gdp-rise-13927889

 

 

 

Hospital scare stories tell you the Scottish media elite is politically adrift, anxious and nothing to fear

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Understandably many of us get mad when we see headlined, day after day, stories of hospital-acquired infections connected in some way, even if only minimally, to the deaths of the very young or of the elderly, but I bring good news. They’re doing it because they have no idea what else to do, they have nothing to work for other than a vague unsatisfactory, leaderless, status quo and feel that they must at least work against the idea of independence which for them is a clear threat to that status quo.

Scotland’s media elite, though porous at the edges to allow ‘talent’ in and with no sharp boundaries, is recognisable. Mostly, they are middle-class and educated at selective schools, either those where you pay fees directly to the school or where you pay the equivalent of the fees, indirectly, in house purchase prices to live within the catchment area of those state schools with high pass rates. They tend to be politically centrist or maybe centre-left. Tony Blair’s Cool Britannia was their dream before Bush corrupted him with a lust for glory through humanitarian intervention and they don’t really identify with the current left-wing Labour or right-wing Tory parties.

They care a bit about the poor and accept some taxation to help them as long as professional qualifications or cvs ensure a pay differential for them and as long as their children can benefit from the advantages of a pseudo-meritocracy based on access to the ‘better’ schools and universities. Though apparently opposed to nepotism per se, they expect to benefit from parents already successful in the media or in dominant political groups.

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They are Europhile, loving free media jaunts into Europe to cover EU business and expect their children to be able to take advantage of EU-subsidised school and university exchange programmes. They are socially liberal and progressive, supporting the rights of women, ethnic minorities and gays because none of these groups threaten their cultural  dominance based on socio-economic class membership. For this last reason, they dislike manual worker trades unions such as the RMT.

They are, finally, Unionist because that is another defining aspect of the status quo which they like if only because it has been good for them so far and because they expect it to offer opportunities in and beyond Scotland for career progression or for their children in the future.

Of course, they don’t consciously sit around thinking these things. They don’t gather to conspire in the maintenance of this system. They just act daily in their own interests and those interests are mostly the same as the others in the group have internalised and are in the main the interests of the group as whole. Most importantly, they appoint new staff who are like them. For example one of my students at a ‘New University’ was interviewed by the BBC and found themselves the only one of seven not privately educated.

From the end of World War II, until the end of the Blair/Brown era, all was well because Scotland’s media elite had a project to believe in and to act in the interests of, the Labour Party and Labour Governments. The arrival of the new modified SNP, in government in Scotland, just over ten years ago created a problem. The leadership of the SNP was like them, socially progressive, middle class, educated, Europhile and seem capable but sadly, opposed to the Union. At the same time, the Tories had become unpleasant and intolerant like the ‘Tory boys’ they despised at university. Labour had become hard and ideological like those unkempt, humourless Trots they feared and despised there too. The perhaps tolerable Lib Dems were too small and weak to lead.

So, they have no one to lead them. In the political world in which they must operate daily they cannot really champion the Unionist parties though they must, perhaps squirming inside, use them to counter SNP success and dangerous competence. Looking around desperately, they realise that they can only work against the independence movement by indirectly weakening the SNP through finding fault in the institutions for which it is responsible.

Recognising their elemental importance for the survival instincts of audiences, the police, the fire service and the health service become the most viable targets. Unable to campaign enthusiastically for the political misfits of the opposition and unable to find much to aim at in the impressive SNP leadership, they attempt, often just in a now-ingrained behaviour pattern, to prevent their victory and the feared loss of the Union. They can only do this indirectly by finding or constructing failures in the performance of police, fire and NHS Scotland. As the performance of all three is infinitely improvable, some perceived failure can always be found.

So, desperately, perhaps avoiding thinking too much, they pounce on reports of deaths in the NHS and attempt to weave tiny, statistically insignificant, traces into a matrix of threats to health which will generate generalised anxiety and a consequent fear of change including constitutional change.

SNP benefits from civil war in Labour and between Len McCluskey and Scottish unions?

Unite, the largest union in the UK, has just published a glowing commendation of the SNP on its website:

‘Unite, the UK’s construction union, is strongly backing a consultation by the Scottish government which would make the term electrician a protected title. Unite believes that such a measure would dramatically reduce unqualified workers installing electrical equipment which would boost public confidence and safety. Unite national officer for construction Bernard McAulay said: “This is an excellent and much needed initiative. If we can ensure that these measures are passed in Scotland, Unite is committed to campaigning for the whole of the UK to introduce protected status for all electricians to be graded as approved electricians through the industries recognised S/JIB bodies.”’

https://unitetheunion.org/news-events/news/2019/january/scottish-government-s-proposals-to-regulate-electricians-is-good-news-for-workers-and-public-safety-says-unite/

An Scottish Labour spokesman has informed TuS that the branch leader has described this as a ‘reckless move, putting the UK at risk, by Unite’s Len McCluskey and Jeremy Corbyn in an attempt to punish Unison, the GMB and Richard Leonard for a ‘misunderstanding.’

Dat fooking Dicky, ah’ll fooking ave im!

The ‘misunderstanding’ is explained in this from The Red Roar in May 2018:

‘Scottish Labour Leader, Richard Leonard was the subject of a well-briefed hatchet job in The Canary following Wendy Nichols’ election as vice-chair of Labour’s National Executive Committee. The alt-left site described “Leonard’s choice to align himself with the Labour right” as “political suicide.”

UNISON and the GMB have been more willing to break ranks with Unite in selection campaigns after McCluskey was re-elected by an extremely slender margin over challenger Gerard Coyne last year, damaging his authority. Coyne’s ongoing legal challenge has brought up allegations of cheating against McCluskey, such as preventing his opponents in last year’s contest from contacting Unite members, making it more difficult for all sides to trust his commitment to rules and fair play.’

https://www.theredroar.com/2018/05/revealed-how-mccluskeys-games-lost-corbyn-a-key-position-on-labours-nec/

This schism within Unite and UK Labour helps us to understand the recent campaigns by Scottish Labour and the GMB to exploit care workers and teachers in pointless strike action against the Scottish Government.

Finally, a Unite spokesman, from Liverpool, has told TuS:

‘We don’t give a fook about Scottish independence one way or another and we’re not dat bothered abaht Brexit neither. Our priority is to get any cohnts that cross us. So, if being nice to de SNP hurts dat posh cohnt Lenoard or dose disloyal cohnts in Unison and de GMB, den we’ll be nice to the SNP.’

 

 

 

 

Could we, should we, let England have this new oil and gas field as a going-away present?

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The new Glenform oil and gas field is supposedly a biggie. It has £2bn worth of oil and enough gas for around 5% of the UK’s annual gas demand. I suppose 5% might help keep the Russian wolf at bay, slightly. The new field west of Shetland would do 100% of Scotland’s annual gas demand so maybe we should be generous and let England have Glenform? The border redrawing to grab some more of the North Sea for
England, under New Labour, doesn’t seem to have been bold enough to, capture the Glenform field.

We’d still have 90% of all the gas and oil along with most of the UK’s renewable sources, 255 of all of Europe’s wind energy  and as you can see above, far greater maritime territory.

It sounds great. Read this, in the Guardian today:

‘A Chinese-led consortium has discovered the UK’s [sic] biggest gas-field in more than a decade, leading experts to say there is life yet in the country’s offshore sector. Drilling found the equivalent of about 250m barrels of oil could be recovered from the Glengorm reservoir in the central North Sea, about 5% of the UK’s annual gas demand. The Chinese firm CNOOC owns 50% of the Glengorm project, with a subsidiary of the Italian company Edison holding another 25% and the French oil firm Total owning the other 25%. The size of the find is the biggest since the Culzean find in 2008, and 11th largest of any kind in the UK in the past 30 years.’

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/jan/29/discovery-of-biggest-uk-gas-field-in-a-decade-glengorm-north-sea

Come one, be generous, given them something.

 

Criminal Proceedings in Scotland, 2017-18: A tale of enviable good news concealed by BBC Scotland

 

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Criminal Proceedings in Scotland, 2017-18, contains several pieces of evidence suggesting progress in Scotland which Humza Yousaf’s equivalents in the non-Scottish parts of the UK would sell their grannies for, yet ignoring the above dramatic good news and many other trends reported below, Reporting Scotland found a way to extract and construct a bad news story out of this extensive report:

Yesterday, Jackie Bird told us:

‘Almost 80% of people jailed in Scotland received sentences of less than a year according to new figures. That’s despite government plans to ask courts not to impose such short prison terms and instead use community sentences such as unpaid work.’

You see how they did this. They decided that all sentences up to 12 months, rather than those up to 3 months were ‘short sentences’, found less progress there and snuffled out this wee truffle they could selectively foreground:

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Of course, we cannot see what proportion of those sentences were in the 6 to 12-month range. Do we actually want those reduced? Are they short sentences at all? Not to my mind, they’re not.

The report is 106 pages long and stuffed with other headline-worthy news, all ignored. Here’s my extract:

Handling offensive weapons:

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Oh how, the ministers in London, England and Wales would drool over the above. Of course, RS would feel able to just report the last year and ignore the unwanted trend. You’ll remember many other times when they have preferred the longer view just to get a bigger headline percentage.

Overall convictions trend, still ongoing:

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Convictions for crime continued to fall steady in the years since the SNP came to power. Multiple factors will be contributory, but the government of the day and its policies must take some of the credit just as, surely, they’d take any blame.

Average length of sentences:

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The average length of sentences goes up and this is good news because it means fewer and fewer are going to prison for minor offences especially where violence is not involved. The average is now based on a smaller number serving longer terms thus increasing it. This trend shows the Scottish system encouraged by the Scottish Government has learned the key lesson that very short sentences are both ineffective and often make things worse by exposing minor offenders to the malign influence of those who have committed more serious crimes.

Fewer younger people convicted:

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Though convictions for all groups have declined over the last ten years, the decrease has been most dramatic for the youngest group (under 21) and, less so, for the second youngest group (21-30). This is, of course, particularly good news as these are the groups most likely to be involved in crime. Similarly, the rate for males has declined dramatically from 46 per 1 000 population in 2008 to 28 in 2017-18. The rate for females has declined from 8 per 1 000 population in 2008 to 6 in 2017.

https://www.gov.scot/binaries/content/documents/govscot/publications/statistics-publication/2019/01/criminal-proceedings-scotland-2017-18/documents/criminal-proceedings-scotland-2017-18/criminal-proceedings-scotland-2017-18/govscot%3Adocument

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