What can Reporting Scotland and Miles Briggs do about satisfied health and social care staff?

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From the ‘Nationalists’ propaganda blog today:

Health and social care staff satisfaction remains high. A new report finds 79%* of health and social care staff feel they are treated with dignity and respect, and 80% that their manager cares about their health and wellbeing. The Health and Social Care Staff Experience Report, published today, provides a comprehensive picture of staff experience across NHS Scotland and Health and Social Care Partnerships (HSCPs). The report shows a large percentage of staff feel a sense achievement in their work (73%)** and that 67% of health and social care staff across Scotland feel that they are supported to do their job.’

https://news.gov.scot/news/health-and-social-care-staff-satisfaction-remains-high

Worry not. After a short meeting of unnamed RS staff with the opposition shadowy health secretaries, in the offices of leading independent research group ‘We’re British and We Don’t Care’, these headlines have been written for RS tonight and tomorrow:

‘SNP fail again as 2 in 5 NHS staff are bullied’*

‘SNP fail again as 2 in 5 NHS staff feel worthless!’**

‘Wife of MS sufferer in pigeon poo hospital says all the staff looked miserable!’

Wife of MS sufferer in pigeon poo hospital says she heard hunners (sic) of managers shouting!’

*Using RS editorial guidelines, 79% has been round to 60%

** Using RS editorial guidelines 73% has been rounded 60%

 And we’re off:

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4 thoughts on “What can Reporting Scotland and Miles Briggs do about satisfied health and social care staff?

  1. gavin February 2, 2019 / 1:23 pm

    A&E report huge increase in Brit Nat media staff, reporting in sick and unable to sleep for worrying about how to slew tomorrows headlines from good news to bad—–but only if it occurs in Scotland.
    Remember when Alex Salmond was getting pelters from Labour the BBC and the Daily Retard, because a patient did not get a blanket quickly enough. This was about the same time as a REAL scandal in North Staffs (and other hospitals) with thousands of patients suffering early, needless deaths.

    The “Scottish” media made the blanket story a political issue, while the “British” media have never made political capital out of England’s various Health Trust scandals. And there have been a few.
    In fact the English Health Minister at the time of North Staffs, Andy Burnam, is now Major of Greater Manchester.

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