No, not Thomson. Yes, I know, he was drunk and he….it should be the often sneistie-couponed, one-time left-wing republican and ‘Ruth Davidson’s brain’, part-time prof, Adam Tomkins. He has been working those massive cells to find a flaw in the SNP’s apparently successful minimum pricing policy. Let’s see, could minimum pricing be:
- Making Police Scotland’s senior staff corrupt?
- Making nurses less caring?
- Oh, I know, making the homeless use other cheaper drugs like Valium?
That’s it, I’ll make the SNP find out for me and then expose their policy! Here it is:
Now, look, ‘includes considering substitution with other substances?’ That’ll do. Using the Dugdale method, I win! ‘SNP policy increases drug abuse!’
What, the results won’t be in for another year? I don’t think we need to wait for that do we?