‘Lavish’ Tavish Scott exposes dastardly SNP plot to improve 4G in his patch


Too easy! Think of your own title for this.

The expensive Lib Dem MSP for the Shetland Islands, Lavish Tavish, tabled a parliamentary question which might provide the data for an attack on the SNP government’s failure to do the UK government’s work for them. Here it is:



Readers will no doubt already be aware that:

  1. This is a reserved matter for which Westminster is entirely responsible.
  2. The ‘notspots’ in Tavish’s ‘patch’ are likewise due to Theresa’s failure to govern him properly.
  3. The SNP are investing money which might otherwise have been spent on NHS cleaners on the ‘notspots’ in his ‘patch.’.

TuS Technology Correspondent, Cameron (9), has used his algorithm to survey Shetland’s 18 000 social media users and has found the following:

Mentions:                    Number:

Nicola Sturgeon         18 000

Alex Salmond:            18 000

Jackson Carlaw:          3

Willie Rennie               1

Ross Thomson             1

Tavish Scott                 0






6 thoughts on “‘Lavish’ Tavish Scott exposes dastardly SNP plot to improve 4G in his patch

  1. gavin March 18, 2019 / 7:30 pm

    Since the re-establishment of Scotland’s parliament, the SNP have had two leaders.

    The opposition Brit Nit bunch have had………………how many?
    Is it policy for every one of them to get a turn? Oh, “a turn”. That’s music hall speak, is it not?

    Liked by 2 people

  2. James Macphee March 18, 2019 / 8:01 pm

    Unionists should be ashamed asking Scotgov about these matters knowing full well they are reserved to Westminister…


  3. Alasdair Macdonald March 19, 2019 / 1:15 pm

    LAVISH Tavish! Love it!!!


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