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The expensive Lib Dem MSP for the Shetland Islands, Lavish Tavish, tabled a parliamentary question which might provide the data for an attack on the SNP government’s failure to do the UK government’s work for them. Here it is:
Readers will no doubt already be aware that:
- This is a reserved matter for which Westminster is entirely responsible.
- The ‘notspots’ in Tavish’s ‘patch’ are likewise due to Theresa’s failure to govern him properly.
- The SNP are investing money which might otherwise have been spent on NHS cleaners on the ‘notspots’ in his ‘patch.’.
TuS Technology Correspondent, Cameron (9), has used his algorithm to survey Shetland’s 18 000 social media users and has found the following:
Nicola Sturgeon 18 000
Alex Salmond: 18 000
Jackson Carlaw: 3
Willie Rennie 1
Ross Thomson 1
Tavish Scott 0