Leask(i) and his Russian minder David(ski) ‘Novochok’ Torrance(kova)
(c) Herald (c) Torrance
Sources have revealed to me that, David Leask, Chief Reporter at the Glasgow, Wigan and Irvine Herald, is operating as an agent provocateur in Scotland’s political culture. Though at first sight seeming to be working against the independence movement, his bizarre interventions are actually designed to provide easy targets for lazier activists such as those working for the allegedly formerly Nazi sympathisers and more recently, EU-funded activists, at Fliegen Uber Schottland and Indyrefzwei.
Earlier hints of Leask’s Russian associations were revealed to illuminati, such as myself, in his name which is a not too clever shortening of Leaski. The Leaskis arrived in the UK in 1906 from the Constantiewaski Leaski Ovelest in Russia. Leask’s twitter ID is also, tellingly, @LeaskyHT. The HT refers to Hostile Takeover, the code-name for Putin’s strategy to penetrate Scottish Unionist media.
Footnote: The German word for agent provocateur is agent provocateur. I don’t think the French have a word for it. The Russian word is провока (pronounced ‘Murdo Fraser’)
Footnote: I have checked the BBC’s royal charter and just saying ‘sources’ is enough for any claim. Jenni Marra (skovich) has also kindly confirmed this for me.