(actually a North American orca hearing the Scottish results)
(c) Photograph: Martin Ruegner/Getty Images
See, the BBC can do good news about Scotland without any if or buts, when they try or don’t think it can be used to promote independence. They mis-underestimate my determination.
Here’s the league table of marine mammal sightings for 2017:
Scotland 608 (C)
Channel Islands (France?) 11
Isle of Man (Scotland?) 5
Northern Ireland 0 (R)
Aye doan’t think NI are really trying. Maybe they doan’t see the porpoise in it? Could this be evidence of English dolphins heading north to get away from Theresa and Boris?
Footnote: I will admit to slightly modifying the BBC headline. It’s just editorial discretion.