SNP activists reported for being too [fucking] polite.

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Conservative canvassers in Cowie and Bannockburn were NOT told to ‘Fuck off back to England’ yesterday. They were told:

‘Get out of Scotland!’ and ’You’re not welcome in Scotland.’

PC Pauline Correct reported the incident to the Police Scotland PC Committee and confirmed that the SNP activists had not said the word ‘fucking’ but she could see it in their facial expressions. The committee thus ruled the comments abusive and will expect the SNP executive to take action against the activists. Evidence that an English MP had recently told a Scottish schoolgirl attending an English fee-paying school in Somerset to ‘Fuck off back to Scotland’ was ruled inadmissible because Tories have protection under the Act of Union. See:

‘Fuck off back to Scotland!’ I told you, we can rely on the sort of people the Tories are to help us win Indyref2

 

Senior Conservatives have called the language fucking unacceptable and called on that wee bitch Nicola Sturgeon to fucking sack them all.

http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/general-election/police-investigate-get-out-of-scotland-abuse-video-1-4457902

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2 thoughts on “SNP activists reported for being too [fucking] polite.

  1. Alistair Morton May 28, 2017 / 3:13 am

    I assume that this is a spoof article and as such it is amusing but it highlights the fact that the SNP have to be VERY CAREFUL about how others are spoken to in Scotland or else we run the risk of being identified as even worse than ‘THE TORIES’ GASP! SHOCK! HORROR! They would like nothing better than to be able to point at us as a party populated by people they consider ‘low lifes’. We must be so much better than them it positively GLOWS from our faces. All the best to everyone in the run up to the election and keep calm and let’s show them what CLASS REALLY LOOKS LIKE!
    Saor Alba gu brath!

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