Miles Briggs clearly needs help. He asked a question of the Scottish Government, so stupid that nine out of ten 4th Year Modern Studies students, on hearing of it, would have fallen off their chairs laughing.
Do the Scottish Tories have a research officer? If not, is it because they won’t pay a decent wage or is it because no self-respecting graduate would dream of working for them? Surely at least one of them is on the board of one of the private companies which actually does charge and fine nurses?