Images: scottishsocialistvoice.wordpress.com, telegraph.co.uk, @langbanks
When the BBC cut from a report on the SNP conference to a big hairy escaped gorilla, us Nats knew straightaway what they were up to. Not satisfied with suggesting before that Nicola looks like one of the Crankies they’ve decided to provoke us even more, the cheeky bastards. Don’t rise to the bait, fellow Yessers. If you do, they’ll just get another laugh at our expense, literally, via the licence fee.
Not satisfied with that, the BBC offers an apparent apology then further insults Nicola by giving her a toy chimpanzee! It’s not an effin gorilla! Are they now saying she’s like a chimp? Is there no end to their cheek or, maybe, their lack of zoological knowledge? How many research assistants do they need?
But, they’ve been too smart for their own good this time. I’ve carried out quite thorough investigations and I can reveal that it was Ruth Davidson on a buffalo, above, that damaged the gorilla’s gate and let it out. Needless to say BBC Scotland has concealed this faux pas. This is only the most recent of many errors made by the Scottish Tories which they have concealed as they work to polish Ruth as ‘Defender of the Union’. See the sources below for evidence of this protection racket. This is a serious point. They have of course dropped Kezia Dugdale from this role. She’s not even on the bench as they say. Kezia has taken this quite well and has agreed not to criticise any of Ruth’s big English pals and their xenophobic rants despite being, of course, opposed to such nasty values. After all, the Union comes first. Silence is golden, like one of those MBE medallions, eh?
Observant readers will, of course, have spotted the obvious irony in Ruth Davidson, Leader of Her Majesty’s Official Opposition in Scotlandshire, carelessly freeing one Western Lowland Silverback primate yet being so determined to keep more than five million Northern Caledonian Silverbacks, Dyed-Blondes and other variants, in miserable captivity.
Ruth-free resources:
http://indyref2.scot/protecting-ruth
PDF: gorillagate
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